Question 1

Is this real?

Accepted Answer

The shirt is real. The trillion dollars is not — at least, not for you. Heavyweight 6.1oz combed cotton, screen-printed, ships from a warehouse run by humans on hourly wages.

Question 2

How does it fit?

Accepted Answer

Unisex relaxed fit, pre-shrunk. If you're between sizes, size up. Chest (laid flat): S 19", M 20.5", L 22", XL 23.5", XXL 25". Length: S 28", M 29", L 30", XL 31", XXL 32".

Question 3

When does it ship?

Accepted Answer

Orders go out in 3–5 business days. Domestic delivery is typically 3–7 business days after that. International is 7–21 business days, plus whatever your customs officer is feeling that week.

Question 4

What's the return policy?

Accepted Answer

Free returns within 30 days of disillusionment. Item must be unworn, unwashed, and not yet drenched in the tears of capitalism. See shipping & returns for the full policy.

Question 5

Is this affiliated with Elon Musk?

Accepted Answer

No. This is parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely liked by anyone named Elon. All trademarks are the property of their respective trillionaires.

Question 6

Do you ship internationally?

Accepted Answer

Yes. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout where possible. Where not possible, your country will surprise you. We're sorry in advance.

Question 7

Can I cancel my order?

Accepted Answer

Within 2 hours of placing it, email us and we'll cancel. After that the warehouse has it and the warehouse waits for no one.

Question 8

Will there be more designs?

Accepted Answer

Probably. The disillusionment is renewable.

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